Thoughts Before Bedtime

Should I use one pillow or two?

I should clean my room.

I wish the cat would stop licking my hand.

Crap, I forgot to make a payment.

How did this teabag get under my covers?

There's that earring I lost!

A group chat at midnight, I'm not alone at this hour!

Why did he send me a picture of a demon clown at 1AM?

Ouch! I'm laying on a pencil.

What would I use as a Horcrux?

If  my wand really worked I'd be playing with it right now.

If I was in Hogwarts I'd be roaming around the castle right now.

There's no way I could share this bed with anyone.

It's midnight I should stop reading.

Great, just spilt tea on my blanket.

It's 1AM and my eyes hurt, but one more chapter should be okay.

Where did this spoon come from?